Thailand is going crazy on Mario’s pink nipples

In service to the nation, “Phi Maak” star Mario Maurer removed his shirt today and tried his luck to determine whether he must serve in the military.

It’s draft season for military-aged males, and Mario was at the Wat Kratum Sue Pla School along with many other young men that no one took photos of because they weren’t Mario.

As of now he’s still waiting to receive his red card (drafted) or black card (not), but already the internet has turned its obsessive-compulsive tendencies to the Chinese-German actor’s pink nipples, which have been the top trending topic of discussion in across the Thai tabloid and social mediaverse today.

“Slobbering: Mario’s pink nipples! The man said he’s ready to be soldier” – Thairath headline.

You’re silly, internet.

Source: Coconuts