An Italian couple having sex in the waters off Italy’s Porto San Giorgio were hospitalized after they ended getting “stuck” together due to suction. It was a warm day when the couple decided to consummate their relationship in the sea. Unfortunately, after the deed was complete, the man found himself unable to disengaged, no matter how much they tried. Things got uncomfortable quickly.
The couple had formed something of a seal by having sex underwater, and they were suctioned together. They reportedly waited in the water until a woman with a towel came by and the connected twosome struggled to walk back to the land.
Helpful strangers called a medic, who helped transport the pair to a local hospital. There, doctors gave the woman a shot normally used to help dilate the cervix, at which point her lover was able to detach.
Let this be a lesson to the young and publicly frisky. Just beware of the suction effect.
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